Monday, January 23, 2006

"Let's give 'em somethin' to Blog about..."

Okay, so there's this blonde. Her friends call her to go hang out at the school recreation center, and she is like, "Yeah!" The blonde is running late, so she hurries home to change her clothes, and as she slams the car door shut and starts running for her porch...her heart leaps 3 feet as she turns and sees her keys sitting on the car seat...after she's locked the door! What is she to do?!? Not only is she locked out of her car now, but her apartment as well! And it is COLD outside!

She calls her husband, even though she knows that he is at work and probably won't answer...and he doesn't. Then she calls her sister...but she is at work as well! Oh no! She calls her friends, but they don't answer because, of course, they are SWIMMING! What to do! Then her phone rings...it's her husband! She sobbingly tells him what her situation is, and he immedietly consoles her and comes to rescue her, and they live happily ever after.......

UNTIL....
Okay, so this same blonde finally makes it to the recreation center where her friends are waiting for her. They swim a few laps in the pool and have a fun time. Then it comes time to leave. She follows her friends out the door and then realizes that she can't remember where she parked! Nothing looked familiar to her, so she wandered around the parking lot for about 10 minutes, in the cold, until she finally realizes......she'd come in through a different door! She was parked on the OTHER SIDE OF THE BUILDING! MAN! What a total DOOF! Glad I'm not like that....................................................

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

OOOHHH you must have been so cold and frustrated! as i was reading this, about halfway through i thought the blonde must be your friend joanna. then at the almost end i realized , it must be you! sorry you had to go through all that, but glad you made it in time to swim with your friends. and hey, it DID make a good blog!

Cindy Loo said...

you know if you were famous..they would put this kind of behavior toward a reality TV show and you would make millions more. hehe.

Anonymous said...

thats a good one thendy :)